Expressions to Live By...

1. You - Off my planet.
2. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
3. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
4. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be...?
5. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for __ years.
6. Allow me to introduce my selves.
7. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
8. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.
9. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
10. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
11. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
12. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
13. Earth is full. Go home.
14. Is it time for your medication or mine?
15. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
16. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

~Thanks to Susan Z for sharing these.  Original source is unknown.